January 2011
My name is Ilya Kovalchuk
AND FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS I FUCKING HATE YOU. KOVALCHUK ALL FUCKING DAY, brah.
I'd rather watch USA play than go to a party
Yeah I said it.
December 2010
Is Switzerland good in the neutral zone?
I think that would be ironic. Fuck Switzerland.
and Mark Fayne scored?
the fuck is this? Well, that’s our one goal. Time to lose 7-1.
and what do you know?
Canada answers immediately.
This Sweden/Canada game is ridiculous
Canada scores, Sweden answers immediately. Sweden scores, Canada answers immediately. Canada scores with 1 second to go in the 1st, Sweden scores in the first minute of the 2nd. Sweden scores, and now we’re at 4-3.
Hey Canada, FUCK YOU.
You know that website...
Called The Philadelphia Eagles and congratulated them for giving Michael Vick an opportunity, but didn’t call the familes of two firefighters from his hometown who were buried this week.
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuut
Ouuuuuuuuuuuuut
22 reasons why i'm proud of/love my country.
coleyqtimothythomas:
1. Jack Cambpell 2. Andy Iles 3. Brian Dumoulin 4. Justin Faulk 5. Derek Forbort 6. Nick Leddy 7. Jon Merrill 8. John Ramage 9. Patrick Wey 10. Nick Bjugstad 11. Ryan Bourque 12. Chris Brown 13. Mitch Callahan 14. Charlie Coyle 15. Jerry D’Amigo 16. Emerson Etem 17. Chris Kreider 18. Jeremy Morin 19. Brock Nelson 20. Kyle Palmieri 21. Drew Shore 22. Jason Zucker
...
hey, hey germany?
FUCK YOU
Yo, fuck Germany
USA is coming for you motherfuckers, World War II style.
What you guys don't know is I really am Jay...
Devils are 0-6 in the last 6 games and 0-3 since Lemaire took over (fire Maclean was clearly the right idea.) We’ve scored exactly 1 goal in each game. We’ve been outscored 27-1 over that 6 game span. WE FUCKING SUCK.
2 tags
I've talked a lot of shit on Tallinder this...
He is legitimately our 3rd best defenseman.
If we weren't drafting Adam Larsson in June, I...
The 40 Let’s Go Rangers chants during the National Anthem was the most pathetic, tasteless, and disgraceful thing I’ve ever witnessed.
True Life: I'm a fan of a real shitty hockey team
I haven't seen 9AM on a clock since school ended.
Made a pork roll sandwich. I love being from NJ. Now, onward to Newark.
TIME TO SUCK TODAY’S DICK
It's 8:30 and I'm heading to Newark to buy 10...
I fucking hate the Devils<333333333
Rumor: Isles to claim Rolston off re-entry waivers...
Please be true.
@Mehalick
I think you killed Rotolo. He’s high as fuck and is rambling me into hysterics.
Placed 40th in a 6500 person poker tournament
Will be competing for $2000 next week, as a result.
Lets go USA
Fuckin Feitelberg
When the shovel hits you in the dick – Its going to happen. There is no doubt about it. You’ll get to a point in the shoveling when you say “Ya know what my back is killing me, I bet I could just push this instead.” And it will work, for a period of time. Then, just when you’re getting into a groove, the blade of the shovel will get caught in a rut and fly square into your dick. Just like going...
I wonder if Jason Segal's Dracula musical from...
I’d go see it. BLOOD WILL RUN DOWN HIS FACE WHEN HE IS DECAPITATED. AH HA HA HA HA
"Apparently Vladimir Zharkov has been recalled by...
jonmerrill:
-TGfireandice
Finally.
Semper Paratus: IF YOU MARRIED WHOMEVER WAS YOUR... →
stapfinfection:
lukeadam-:
itlldofornow:
ceciliabartoli:
emcash:
noonecanresistmyschweddyballs:
thebestcardtrick:
twiffidy:
grapefruits:
justinhammer:
vaeltaa:
lahmchop:
KRISTIN LAHM.
BOOYAAAAA.
Silje Schweinsteiger, oh lol
…
Katy. Fucking. Perry.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
USA WINS 3-2 IN OT LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Zucker with a snipe
2-1 USA
Respect the fuck out of Kovalchuk for taking on...
The New Jersey Devils:
We’ll end your losing streak!
20 bodies, no heart
Jacques Lemaire,
You’re still not funny and I still don’t like you.
Russia's defense is awful
Hey, hey Canada. We’re coming for you.
