January 2011
rodpelley replied to your post: Patrick Sharp? Really?
didn’t you know the blackhawks are the only team in the nhl???////
Fuck. What was I thinking?
Patrick Sharp? Really?
Did the fans stop watching after the first period?
Shea Weber, Loui Eriksson, and Claude Giroux were all more deserving. Hell, so was Eric Staal but nah, let’s just vote for the Blackhawks.
Shea Weber quietly leads the All Star Game with 4...
Team Charlie Conway
Team Elias
SMD
Fuck team Lidstrom and fuck team Staal
Team Pandolfo 2011
Although for this game’s sake, let’s go team Elias.
“Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I...”
– Will Smith, Men in Black
Only in America can the NHL's potential and likely...
I'm the world's greatest Nerf sniper. Seriously.
Call me if you ever get held hostage by a Nerf terrorist.
This isn’t even a joke. I know you’ve all been in a Nerf war at some point in your lives. If you ever become a Nerf POW, I’ll rescue your ass.
Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden.
Excellent skills competition this year
Fastest Skater Prediction: Hall, Grabner Fastest Skater Result: Grabner, Hall
Breakaway Challenge Prediction: Ovechkin, Eriksson, Subban Breakaway Challenge Result: Ovechkin, Subban, Eriksson
Accuracy Prediction: Toews, Staal, Richards Accuracy Results: D. Sedin, Kane, Toews
Superskills Prediction: Lidstrom Group 1 Superskills Results: Lidstrom Group 1
Hardest Shot Prediction: Chara, Weber,...
Skills Predictions
Fastest Skater: Hall over Grabner Breakaway Challenge: Ovechkin, Eriksson, Subban Accuracy: Toews, Staal, Richards, Superskills: Lidstrom Group 1 (Lidstrom, Richards, Eriksson, Ekman-Larsson, Sedin, St. Louis, Duchene, Toews) Hardest Shot: Chara easily, Weber, Ovechkin Shootout Elimination: Eriksson
Verdict: Team Lidstrom wins easily
true life: im addicted to minesweeper
brah
The Old Willy Wonka is the craziest movie I've...
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Let’s go Gunner Staals.
I've apparently been listening to Outkast for the...
Time flies when Outkast is the shit
Charlie Sheen is the man
Fuck the haterz
I don’t care if he’s a coke head sex addict. I am too. Yeah, what.
Realllllly hoping Lidstrom picks Elias
There is no way Staal is winning with all of his homer picks. Drafted Ward, baby Staal, and Skinner way too early.
If LeBron plays the next seven and a half seasons 85 percent as well as he played the previous seven and a half seasons, he’ll be sitting at 30,000 points, 7,500 assists and 7,500 rebounds … and he’ll be 33 years old. A few months older than Kobe right now.
That’s 3,000 more points, 2,500 more assists, and 2,000 more rebounds. That’s not even fair. And that’s...
Julius Erving had gone through The Change. He was great, and then he wasn’t. And it happened overnight.
Sift through NBA history and you’ll notice that, for modern superstars, The Change occurred somewhere between the 900th and 1,200th career game (including playoffs) for everyone except Karl Malone and John Stockton, who fended it off because of their extraordinary work ethics, their...
Did anyone else notice that the speaker of the...
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Snookie has a pistachio commercial????? Hahahahaha. I don’t even think she can even spell pistachio. Nor does she put anything green, small and good for her in her mouth.
Like pistachios, Snooki is small and nuts.
And nobody wants it, unless it’s the last thing and open for some cracking.
And I wouldn’t put my dick in either one. Ok this is getting...
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uhmore:
Snookie has a pistachio commercial????? Hahahahaha. I don’t even think she can even spell pistachio. Nor does she put anything green, small and good for her in her mouth.
Like pistachios, Snooki is small and nuts.
“Also a no brainer to fuck Angelina Jolie. No question. She can adopt 1500 kids...”
– kmarko, Barstool
That awkward moment when you realize you're...
jesus christ cherry hill, cancel school already so...
brah
Ok Brian Kovalchuk scoring like a fucking madman...
Wayne Gretzky was the best hockey player of all...
but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s a fucking asshole. Rather than wish him a happy birthday like all these other hockey blogs, I’m gonna tell him to fuck himself.
Fuck you, Wayne Gretzky.
After 10 minutes of convincing, my roommate was...
After 5 more minutes, I convinced him to let me shoot it without him covering his face.
First shot. FUCKING SNIPED. This is what I do with my free time.
Last 7 Devils games:
6-0-1
Kovy - 4g, 4a, 8p Rolston - 3g, 7a, 10p Elias - 5g, 4a, 9p
Darren Sharper, hold mah dickkkk
Jersey Shore season 4 in Italy
Probably the best idea ever. Sammi/Jwoww brawl at the fucking Colosseum. Make it happen, Brutus.
HBO's 24/7 - Back next year? →
nhl-offseason:
HBO was so enamored with its groundbreaking experiment with the NHL and vice versa, it seems certain the relationship will continue with a follow-up next season.
Don’t worry, because it has to work out,” HBO Sports president Ross Greenburg told ESPN.com on Friday.
The reaction to “24/7 Penguins/Capitals: Road to the Winter Classic” — the four-part series that provided viewers...
Fuck sleeping. Get nerf gun obstacle course.
True story.
I used the phrase " G'd up from the feet up" when...
True story.
Hahahahahaha Cutler
Upset about people questioning his toughness, Cutler started crying. My God that is ironic.
