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The Eephus Pitch

I'm a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do. I'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I'll even go down first, but when it comes to Mariokart, I draw the line. I'm sorry but I just can't let you beat me at Mariokart.

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    Posted on September 13, 2011 via American made with Finnish parts. with 43 notes

    Source: agriking

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    26. thelincolnseries said: It takes more the 3 years to undo 8 years, doesn’t it?!
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      Remind me why Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, etc. are still walking free today?
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      i’m really disappointed in this country sometimes…
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