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I'm a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do. I'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I'll even go down first, but when it comes to Mariokart, I draw the line. I'm sorry but I just can't let you beat me at Mariokart.

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  • Work 8 1/2 hours with nothing but the Devils game on my mind.

    Get home from work at ten and start playing the game on DVR. Dad is up.

    Me: Don’t say a word about the Devils.
    Dad: It was in overtime last I heard.
    Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
    Dad: No it was a pretty good game.
    Me: I JUST FUCKING SAID DONT SAY A WORD ABOUT THE DEVILS.

    Wasn’t even enjoyable watching the shootout. I guess a win is cool.

    Posted on October 13, 2011

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