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I'm a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do. I'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I'll even go down first, but when it comes to Mariokart, I draw the line. I'm sorry but I just can't let you beat me at Mariokart.

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  • sofapizza:

ourpoeticlives:
i might just do that to avoid black friday..

    sofapizza:

    ourpoeticlives:

    i might just do that to avoid black friday..

    Posted on November 24, 2011 via sunlight to fate accumalates with 5,386 notes

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