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The Eephus Pitch

I'm a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do. I'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I'll even go down first, but when it comes to Mariokart, I draw the line. I'm sorry but I just can't let you beat me at Mariokart.

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