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I'm a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do. I'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I'll even go down first, but when it comes to Mariokart, I draw the line. I'm sorry but I just can't let you beat me at Mariokart.

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  • mehalicka:

notahatrack:

hippielongstocking:

greetingsfromnewjersey:

evil clown of Middletown (a.k.a. Scary Liquor Clown) (via Steve Stanger)

ladies and gentlemen, this is my town. not unusual at all.

I love that my town is known for a creepy billboard of a drunken 90 ft. clown.

I always use this as a landmark when giving directions to my house

 True Story: Upon my first day living in Middletown, I drove past this clown and thought it was the strangest thing. I never noticed until about 5 years later that the clown appears to be jerkin it.

    mehalicka:

    notahatrack:

    hippielongstocking:

    greetingsfromnewjersey:

    evil clown of Middletown (a.k.a. Scary Liquor Clown) (via Steve Stanger)

    ladies and gentlemen, this is my town. not unusual at all.

    I love that my town is known for a creepy billboard of a drunken 90 ft. clown.

    I always use this as a landmark when giving directions to my house

     True Story: Upon my first day living in Middletown, I drove past this clown and thought it was the strangest thing. I never noticed until about 5 years later that the clown appears to be jerkin it.

    Posted on January 25, 2010 via Greetings From NJ with 38 notes

    Source: Flickr / tma_steve

    1. mollymurphy reblogged this from damnthatswhack
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    8. damnthatswhack reblogged this from greetingsfromnewjersey and added:
      I live about 1 minute away from this monstrosity…I drive by it almost every day! If I didn’t see it everyday, I’m pretty...
    9. samanthastewart reblogged this from greetingsfromnewjersey
    10. bmillionaire reblogged this from apice3
    11. pattikayks reblogged this from neswasfunohbtwthisisphil and added:
      Its been so long since I’ve been able to drive past this.
    12. whenweescape reblogged this from greetingsfromnewjersey
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    17. annalisarose reblogged this from sprinklesphoto and added:
      don’t hate on the clown. i miss him.
    18. reptarcereal liked this
    19. lindsay--rose reblogged this from neswasfunohbtwthisisphil and added:
      ayo amy, if i ever see this i will start crying. this being there might almost cancel out you being there, haha.
    20. neswasfunohbtwthisisphil reblogged this from mehalicka and added:
      This is the worst portrayal of the clown in Middletown History. I disapprove.
    21. saintonge liked this
    22. apice3 reblogged this from mehalicka and added:
      True Story: Upon my first day living in Middletown, I drove past this clown and thought it was the strangest thing. I...
    23. mehalicka reblogged this from notahatrack and added:
      I always use this as a landmark when giving directions to my house
    24. notahatrack reblogged this from hippie--longstocking and added:
      I love that my town is known for a creepy billboard of a drunken 90 ft. clown.
    25. wildinnocent liked this
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